Review: Bee Movie

bee_movie_promotion.pngI can only review about 2/3 of Bee Movie, because by the time we got that far, my seven year old had seen enough and was done with this film and ready to go home. And to be honest, I made no effort what-so-ever to try and persuade her to stay.

I saw no point in torturing her any longer with this. I usually worry and warn that I will not give away a plot to a movie so as to inform and tell you what I thought without ruining the storyline for those that wish to see it. However, in the case of Bee Movie, I couldn’t give you the complete storyline if I wanted to. Why? Because I am not sure there was one.

The movie appears at times to be anti-corporate establishment (not wanting to work until you die doing the same job for the rest of your life), at another point it appears to be a warning about the environment, and yet at others seems to pull on the “allow me to be different” (such as in Happy Feet). But none of these seem to pan out to be the theme of the film. It doesn’t seem to have one at all.

The first 15 minutes is the most engaging stretch in the film. Like many in the genre, you get a view of the inner workings of a Bee’s life, from the perspective of the Bee, which casts a new light or at least allows the viewer to see common events in a new perspective. You get a lot of Bee (and “B”) humor, which culminates with Barry B. Benson (Jerry Seinfeld) flying out of the hive with the “Pollen Jocks” and getting to see the world outside of the hive. From there, it is a string of sight gags and Bee jokes loosely strung together with the aforementioned seemingly multi-themed (or non-themed) storyline that utterly fails to pull it all together.

It is quite a shame. They pulled together an all-star cast, and most put out exceptional performances (which the one glaringly bad John Goodman doing a seemingly cartoonish play on a cartoon of a character as the human defense attorney, although I am not entirely sure if the blame here goes to Goodman or to the director that wanted that type of performance out of him). The cast, which includes Renée Zellweger, Patrick Warburton, Matthew Broderick as well as Seinfeld are good enough that they will keep you watching this longer than you would without their talents, still ultimately fail to cover the fact that the script just isn’t a complete work.

Bee Movie had potential, but ultimately does not deliver.  It will go down with other animated disasters like Robots as the “B” movies of the genre.  Might be worth a rainy afternoon DVD or On Demand viewing, but that would be about all.  Definitely not something destined for most people’s (hey every film has its fans) video cabinet.

Review: Enchanted

enchantedmovieposter_001.jpg When I first saw the trailers for Enchanted, the latest movie out of Disney, I was no more than mildly interested. I certainly saw no reason to see this latest “princess” film in the theaters. TheWife and daughter went on Thanksgiving Day to see the film, as I stayed behind preparing food. When my daughter came home, telling me how she would happily see it again, and that I just HAD to go see it, and she would even pay for it out of her own allowance to go see it again. Well, I had to go, and did (but no, I did not make her spring for it).

As is my usual, I will not give away the full story line, though you could probably guess your way through most of it, and wind up surprised by very little. This is about fairy tales, and princesses, not something you need to sit and decipher. So, if you want “Citizen Cane” then this film is not for you. But whether or not you are “into” princesses per se is not a requirement to see this film.

For those that remember back 5 years ago, when Lilo and Stitch was first being promoted, Disney did so with a series of commercials that were scenes Disney Classic films, in which Stitch entered in one way or another to become the twist on the story. Take that general idea, embolden it into a full length film where Disney is not afraid to poke a little fun at its own franchise of Princesses, and you have Enchanted.

But the film is more than that, which is what most took me by surprise. Sure there was the clearly overt sight gags and jokes about the cartoon world v. real world, but the humor and subtext actually is much deeper than it would initially appear. Because it is not only the animated world characters that learn something. It is people in the real world, learning a little something about love and happiness from the enchanted visitors as well.

You can’t help but find you own cynicism almost melting away as you watch the film. As Princess Giselle (Amy Adams) talks of True loves kiss. How she disarms people with her childlike qualities. Those same qualities, that we admire in kids, but somehow often “outgrow” or merely forget. This is why I say it is a film for everyone. Even the most jaded. “I hate princesses because they are not good role models” type of people can enjoy this film, and maybe even remember why princesses are things that many little girls dream about being. And even laugh about it along the way.

The film was splendidly cast, which helps pull off the spoofing of the classic films as well. Amy Adams does such a fabulous job with Giselle, she manages to capture perfectly what you would imagine a princess that was suddenly thrust into real world New York would be like. Susan Sarandon comes across splendidly as the combination of the Evil Queen and Maleficent, and while James Marsden may at first blush seem to be a bit over the top as the Prince, you realize that it really is more about the Prince and how he would react in this circumstances (with a bit of tongue in cheek thrown in) and realize just what a great job Marsden did.

I somehow doubt that this will join the ranks of Cinderella, Snow White and the rest of the classic Disney princesses. It is not something that you will see re-released every 10 years or so, on Special Edition DVD’s (or Blu Ray, or whatever comes after that), but I would not be surprised at all to see Giselle when we return to Disney World in 2009. As fluffy and sweet as Cotton Candy, this just may be the most brilliant combination of animation and live action film since Who Framed Roger Rabbit. What can I say, grab the kids and go.

TVLN Movie Club – Mannequin

Long before Sex In the City (Longer than I care to admit), I had a “thing” for Kim Cattrall. It goes back 20 years now, (Just typing that makes me wince) to the summer of 1987. That was the year Kim, playing the role of Ema ‘Emmy’ Hesire, stole my heart in the movie Mannequin.

Now, the 80′s were known for their cheesy, campy summer movies, and this one is no exception. I like Andrew McCarthy, if for no other reason than he is predictable. He (it would seem) has a very limited range as an actor, either that or he was simply typecast into the same role repeatedly, but either way, you know your going to get a silly character, that Andrew managed to pull of time and again with precision that the two dimensional character he plays does not really give most people the time to appreciate, because he plays these roles so well.

The story follows Jonathan Switcher (McCarthy), a constantly out of work artist that is going nowhere fast.  One of his failed endeavors was working in a mannequin factory, where he “creates a masterpiece of a mannequin”  Of course this takes him entirely too long, and he is fired from this job, just like every other he has attempted.

The mannequin, ends up in the display window of ‘Prince & Co,’ a Macy’s like,  ailing department store. When Jonathan saves the life of the
owner (Estelle Getty), he is repaid with a job as a stock clerk.

When he sneaks to go look at his former creation, the  mannequin comes to life.  “Emmy” (Cattral) who we are introduced to with a short scene at the beginning of the movie,  is from ancient  Egyptian, and was granted by the gods to be whisked away from that time period in search of one more suitable for her.

Jonathan is the only one that can see her alive, which of course leads to some hilarious situations as well as suspicion and rumors from other employees of the store.  With Emmy as his inspiration, and with her assistance together they create the most stunning store display windows around.  Fellow designer ‘Hollywood’ Montrose (Meshach Taylor), being a fellow “artiste” begs Jonathan to help mold him.  (For the record, this movie is worth watching for the outstanding and uproariously funny job that Taylor does in this supporting role alone).  Meanwhile they must avoid dealing with Felix (G.W. BAILEY), an overzealous security guard and his dog ‘Rambo’  who is tasked by a mole in Price and Co (played by James Spader) to find out the secret of Switchers success.

The success of the window displays puts a cramp into the plans of the company that was planning on buying out Prince & Co, and the  owner of the other store B.J Wert with the help of his mole and the inept Felix attempt to bribe and/or blackmail Switcher away.  In a last ditch effort to get him away they decide to steal him mannequin (but since Felix cannot actually identify the “one”, they must take them all).
Can Jonathan get her  back before she is destroyed along with the other mannequins?  Can Prince  & Co. be saved? Well for that you will just have to watch.

Radio City Music Hall Christmas Spectacular

Radio City Music HallIt felt a bit weird going to see the Christmas Spectacular before Thanksgiving, but I was able to secure discounts on some tickets (not the best seats in the world, but certainly good enough, and on sale… a great combination).

I found the show to be, shall we say less than stellar. Matter of fact, I had to go splash some water in my face to keep from falling asleep. I was however in the minority in this opinion. TheWife thought the show was “fantastic,” and LatteGirl rates the show “just too awesome.”

The biggest thrill for the kids seemed to be the new 3-D movie of “Santa’s sleigh ride to New York” and I saw LatteGirl duck out of the way of “flying packages” on several ocassions during the brief film.

This year celebrates the 75th anniversary of Christmas Spectacular.  And for all those years, they have maintained certain dance numbers which everybody has come to expect, including   the Rockettes own version of “The Nutcracker” and “The Parade of the Wooden Soldiers.”  For me personally, my favorite number was “New York at Christmas” where the dance number took place on a touring style Double Decker bus that appeared to be whisking the Rockettes around to he various landmark sites of New York City.

Also in tribute to the 75th anniversary, the had what they called their Christmas Memories Card, a nice video tribute to the show, that takes you back and tells you about significant dates and information, from the very beginning when the Rockettes were originally called the Roxyettes, the Rockettes going on tour with the USO to help entertain the soldiers during WW II, and the near closing of Radio City Music Hall in the late 70′s.  I found it a nice piece of trivia, and enjoyed watching it, but many around me (especially the little ones) got a bit antsy during this part.  I would have expected this to be something on a screen in the lobby, playing over and over for people as they entered the theater, rather than being part of the show.

This was my first return to Radio City Music Hall since it was refurbished in the late 90′s, and it looks as fabulous as ever.  There were enough stations that it made it fairly simple considering the large crowd to still get your souvenirs and beverages, although the stiff prices charged made for plenty of kids that walked away with nothing.  Personally, I got a popcorn and Diet Coke for TheWife, a Strawberry Daquiri (yes, non-alcoholic) and Pretzel for LatteGirl, and a coffee for me, for the low price of $35 dollars.  Normally, LatteGirl collects the programs for these events, but for another $35, we opted to pass on it this time.

Yes, I do know and fully expected it to be expensive.  Going to a show in New York always is.  But, at the same time, the shows are usually worth the money, and overall I would have to say that this years version of the Christmas Spectacular didn’t disappoint.

Update:  My apologies for the somehow, prematurely published version that I goofed earlier)

Review: Meet The Robinsons

There was a time when anything Disney I would be in theaters to see. Two things came together to keep me away from seeing Meet the Robinsons. The first was the absolutely awful reviews it received. But, in honesty, that didn’t keep me from seeing some other films. The second (and unfortunately more powerful) reason is that my daughter’s friends now wield immense power in what LatteGirl will go to see by using two words. “Boys Movie” Meet the Robinsons got that label, and she refused to see it. But going back to the trashing at the hands of the critics, I didn’t try all that hard to sway her opinion. I made that mistake with Chicken Little.

But I happened across a blog post (I unfortunately forgot where), telling about how cute this movie was.  So, I decided to give it a spin on DVD.  Me, LatteGirl, and a tub of popcorn.  Now I will not kid you and say that this is another Disney Classic.  It isn’t.  It certainly doesn’t hold a candle to anything that has come out of Pixar in terms of storyline or graphics quality.

But what this movie is good for is fun.  (And some people will be happy since it doesn’t use the word “hell”) It carries the moral of the story along without being so blatantly obvious.  The characters are whimsical and likable, the gags are simple enough for kids to get, and solid enough for adults to appreciate.  IN short, I was sort of sad that I didn’t have an opportunity to see it in the theaters… and so was LatteGirl by the time it was over.  Does it NEED the big screen?  No, but some things like the time machine and the dinosaur probably would have been a lot more entertaining in that format.

So what is it about?  Lewis an orphan wants to see what his mother looked like. So he invents a machine that looks through your brain so you can see your memories. But this weird kid says he’s from the future and warns him about a guy in a bowler hat. The bowler hat guy messes with his invention and it fails. He decides that he’s a failure and no one wants him. But the kid that warned him about the guy is here on a mission to find the bowler hat guy that wants to destroy Lewis. To prove he’s from the future he takes lewis to the future. But the time machine breaks and he’s stuck in the future until he fixes it. In the meantime he spends quality time with the family. But the bowler hat guy is about to alter time and it’s up to Lewis to save the future.