Friday Focaccia

All for show – In a move that is (in my not so humble opinion) designed to provide some cover for companies like Mattel in the wake of massive recalls this year, a pact between the US and China was signed this week that bans lead paint in toys exported to the U.S. Now first of all, Mattel, which is importing the toys for sale here knows damn well that lead based paints are banned, when they set up their specifications, this should have already been spelled out. But obviously wasn’t. It is another case of turning a blind eye in the name of profits. Only problem. They got caught. So what does this “pact” actually supposed to do except perhaps give consumers a false sense of security.

From the land of “DUH”! – The CEO from Mattel admits it could have done a better job. But following closely on the heels of that (with much less fanfare) is a report that in order for these toy companies like Mattel to do what the should have been doing all along, that the price of toys will likely increase about 10% to absorb the cost of testing.

You can’t make stuff like this up – Today is the birthday of Russi Taylor. Russi has been the voice of Minnie Mouse since 1985. She is married to Wayne Allwine, who is the voice of Mickey!

High Expectations? – LatteGirl’s soccer season starts tomorrow.  Her first practice is tonight.  Upon finding out about this exclaims, “How can they expect me to be a goal scoring machine with only one practice to tune up my scoring foot!”   And to think last year, I was afraid that TheWife was pushing her too hard to go play soccer.

LatteGirl Says…

“I don’t know why I can’t go with you. I know what you are going to do.  You are going to get all kissy-face.  And I have already seen that.”

 - LatteGirl, upon finding out she would be spending the evening with Grandma, and not joining us for dinner.

Remember concrete thinking

Sometimes as parents, we forget that children don’t quite have the ability for abstract thought that we take for granted. Thus the child in this video, who was obviously taught to call 911 when you need help, decides to use it to get some help with her (his?) math homework. Much to his mothers chagrin. A lot of credit must go to the 911 operator that did an excellent job of taking it all in stride.

A testament to her teaching skills

Today was LatteGirl’s last day of school.  She is officially out of the first grade… and couldn’t be more unhappy about that fact.

Her: “I want to repeat the First Grade!”

Me:  “Why???”

Her: “Otherwise I can’t have my most favorite teacher again.”

Me: “But then you won’t have all your friends in your class any longer”

Her: “She’s worth it.”

Punk’d x2

OK, so I have seen it on sitcoms before, and I guess the best comedy is based on real life and all that, but never did I ever believe it would happen.  But it did.  Just let me say if you have money in Provident Bank, you may wish to rethink that choice, because today in the mail, LatteGirl (age 7 for those that haven’t been playing along) received a “Pre-Qualified offer” for a credit card.

Now to be honest, I am not sure what troubles me more.  The fact that she got a credit card offer.  Or that they offered her a better rate than I currently have on my own cards.

Now to doubled up on my “Punk’d”edness, as I was joking with TheWife about how they gave a 7 year old a credit card, LatteGirl walks up and asks me, “Dad what do you do for money?”  I tell her that I thought she already knew that I work as a Computer Programmer, to which she replies, “I just wanted to make sure, because if you told jokes, I don’t think we’d have enough money to go to Disney World”

She is obviously feeling far more fearless now that her birthday present season is behind her.