Don’t try saying these when it isn’t Thanksgiving

  1. Talk about a huge breast!
  2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
  3. It’s Cool Whip time!
  4. If I don’t undo my pants, I’ll burst!
  5. Whew, that’s one terrific spread!
  6. I’m in the mood for a little dark meat.
  7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
  8. It’s a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
  9. Just wait your turn, you’ll get some!
  10. Don’t play with your meat.
  11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
  12. Do you think you’ll be able to handle all these people at once?
  13. I didn’t expect everyone to come at once!
  14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
  15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
  16. You’ll know it’s ready when it pops up.
  17. Wow, I didn’t think I could handle all of that!
  18. That’s the biggest one I’ve ever seen!
  19. How long do I beat it before it’s ready?
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Comments

2 Responses to “Don’t try saying these when it isn’t Thanksgiving”

  1. Barry on November 20th, 2007 11:47 am

    Ok, I had to laugh at these :) Especially picturing some of my, shall we say, “elder” relatives saying them in the non-proper context. Ewww…

  2. kris on November 20th, 2007 8:02 pm

    Well why the hell not?

    When my dad died, I came home for the funeral. That evening we had a barbecue at my oldest sister’s house. TFB asked my sister where she got such big breasts. My mom, never missing a beat, stepped up, stuck out her chest and said, “We grow them that way in this family.”

    My father would’ve been proud.

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