1 – Forget your cleats home when you know you will be playing softball.
2 – Insist to your wife (husband/significant other) that number one is no big deal when she points out it rained over night.
3 – Play softball, managing to twist you knee and smack your head on a rock on the same play.
4 – Spend your your first night of vacation icing your knee that has swollen to the size of a baloon.
5 – Only after the swelling goes down and your knee begins to feel better do you notice the the ringing in your ears and other symptoms of a concussion.
It has been a good vacation thus far, I only hope I survive it.
Poor man. Sounds like you might be in need of a vacation from your vacation…
Ok, but the main question now is…did you knock any sense into yourself?
(If not, try harder next time!)
Love ya…
The exact reasons I’m letting my body sink into a nice soft mush. I’m tired of getting hurt. Old age blows.