TVLN Movie Club – Dead Men Don’t Wear Plaid


In keeping with my recent foray into 1982, I thought I would cap it off with a film from that year as well. Dead Men Don’t Wear Plaid is a parody on the 1940′s Noir films, that actually draws on the movies it is spoofing.

This film stars Steve Martin as Rigby Reardon, an inept private eye who comes to the aid of a wealthy and beautiful heiress.  The film is spliced with scenes from the best Noir films of the era including, “The Big Sleep” and “The Postman Always Rings Twice.”  So while solving solving the mystery at hand Reardon comes “face to face” with many of the stars of the era including Humphrey Bogart, Vincent Price, Bette Davis and more.

Can he solve the mystery, will he get the girl, and is it true that Dead Men Don’t Wear Plaid.  As with any parody the storyline is carried along for the jokes and not the other way around, so character development is non existent as you are pretty much suppose to understand the characters as they were from their Noir heyday, but this is classic Steve Martin in a very unique setting and he pulls it off well.

Battlefield (My little piece of) Earth

This weekend will our annual whirlwind of activity.  We already learned our lesson a couple of years back, and separated out (for the sake of our home) LatteGirl’s birthday party into two separate and distinct events.  One for the children, to be held away from our home, since the extra expense of having the party elsewhere is far less expensive both physically, mentally (and quite possibly financially when you factor in repairs) than having it at home.  Then Sunday, we follow up with the “family party” which is much more simple, at least by appearance than dealing with the children, but that is in fact really a fabrication.

No, the real expense of the family party came this weekend, as I dedicated blood, sweat, money (and possibly even a few tears) in the pursuit of having a yard that is actually not embarrassing to have other people see.

Weeds cut, plants planted, pool officially completed, cleaned and opened.  Bar-B-que ready to go, everything that should be mowed was mowed, everything that needed to be taken out was.  Everything unsightly (by TheWife’s standards) either thrown in the trash, or at least stashed somewhere until after the event.

It is a similar pattern every year.  And like every Tuesday after Memorial Day, I am glad to be back at work to get a break from it all.  This year though, unlike years past, the work is actually completed.  No late night working out in the dark trying to get a few more tasks done.  Nope!  This year, I took on the yard, and for a change, I won.

I should probably be knocking on large blocks of wood right about now though.  Because I still have the always fun task(s) of “Some Assembly Required” and “Batteries Not Included” to contend with.

So, how was your weekend? Does Memorial Day “officially” mark your beginning of Summer?

TVLN Music Club – I Love Rock ‘N Roll

A bonus entry into the TripleVenti Late Night Music Club, in honor of a three day weekend, a second tribute to the class of 1982, and the fact that I just couldn’t bare to have Olivia Newton-John as the only current representative of 1982 thus far, I went back to pull back the classic selection from Joan Jett and the Black Hearts, I Love Rock N’ Roll.

It ranks at Number 17 on the Top 100 Songs of the 80′s, and has been covered by many other bands and artists, including Friction, Joe Christmas, Hayseed Dixie, Nitocris, and Ghoti Hook. Despite the Britney Spears remake of this song (or perhaps because of it), this original version is still far more popular, and deservedly so. Though I suspect many younger people today, have no idea what a “record machine” is.

TVLN Music Club – Physical

If you graduated High School in 1982, you are probably staring at an invitation to your 25th reunion. As you think back to those day, you probably remember that it was around this time that the designer jeans look gave way to Leg Warmers and Clam Diggers, you most likely saw one (or more) of these movies in theaters, E.T., Poltergeist, and The Wall, Fast Times at Ridgemont High or Rocky III. Valley Girl Speak became popular. And if that along wasn’t enough to make your cringe, then you will probably cringe when you may remember that Billboards number one song of the year was Olivia Newton-John’s Physical.

Friday Focaccia

I have always wondered something. Why is it that people who are anti-choice, and anti-contraception always make the claim that it is “G-D’s plan” and that is why you can’t use contraception or have an abortion. But they do not rail against in-vitro fertilization? I mean, I will wish congratulations to the 60 year old mom here in NJ that gave birth to twins this week. But why isn’t that against “the plan”?

Just plain wrong – Big Brother (Australia) producers refuse to tell contestant that her father passed away.  They have the backing of the girls family, who said that she shouldn’t be told until afterwards.  So now he is dead and buried, and she still doesn’t know.  I would be bitter as hell, if it was me.

Pulling out the good – OK, so in my “wacky liberal” way I am not happy that Congress buckled and gave in on the funding for Iraq.  But in an effort to find the one good thing about it, I am happy that they finally got the minimum wage increase pushed through.   Of course this will probably just be used as an excuse to push more jobs over overseas.  I mean, when a local newspaper can outsource journalism jobs to India to  “cover” town events   It is clear that it is about nothing but profits.

They can’t be this stupid… can they? – States are requiring sex-offenders to register their e-mail address along with their home address.  Or at least that is the plan, as several States are looking to turn this into law.   Does anybody with half a brain think this legislation is worth something… anything at all?  Do they think you are tied to a single e-mail address?  Have they ever heard of Yahoo! Mail?  Live Mail?  GMail?  Lycos Mail?  (Do I need to go on?)  It is times like this that I am convinced that the election process turns minds to mud.  What other reason could there be?

More Proof there are too many lawyers in this country – Josh Hancock, a St. Lois Cardinal pitcher, goes out, gets drunk, hits a tow truck assisting a stalled car and kills himself (and fortunately only himself).  His Father sues the restaurant that served him (ok, I can see that one… sort of… I don’t agree, but I can see it), the tow truck driver and the owner of the stalled vehicle that the tow truck was assisting.   Does anybody else see some counter suits coming up soon?

Satan made him do it – This is so pathetic it would have been perfect for the old church lady skit on SNL.  A 19-year old man puts his 2 month old daughter in the microwave… and the mother defends him saying Satan made him do it. She claims that Satan was threatened by the young man’s intention to become a preacher.  To me it sounds more like Satan found an partner than being threatened by him.

 Remember – While it has certainly become a tradition to welcome summer in on Memorial Day weekend, please also remember the fine men and women that have given their lives for this country.  Whether you believe in the current events of this country and war or not, it is these fine people that have helped protect us, defend us and keep us free.  They are not political pawns, they are people.  People who should be remembered with reverence and appreciation.  Thank You.