From the so glad it wasn’t me department

Imagine having to walk into the fire station, with your 2-1/2 year old toddler in tow, looking for assistance, because the young lad got a trainer toilet seat stuck on his head!

The only benefit I can see from such humiliating circumstances, is the ability to continue to embarrass your child for years to come with the retelling of the story. But I’m not sure I would have had that much forethought as I have to somehow explain just HOW my son got his head stuck in a toilet seat.

Is it wrong to assume that if she is a blogger, that immediately upon returning home, you saw one of those, “I’m the worst mother ever…” posts? While children and accidents happen, the can really sometime take an emotional, and character assassinating toll on your ego.

Blogspotting

Some of the more fun/interesting/new posts and/spots I have found recently

L.A. Daddy – laments the demise of the old “lesson free” cartoons of the past and decides that Some days… It don’t pay to get out of bed.

Busy Mom – while everybody will tell you there are certain topics like the weather that you are “never” supposed to blog about, she instead offers The 5 Most Worn Out Blog Topics

The Philosopher Dad – something that I have always assumed was well known personally (but apparently not), he gives us the lowdown (and statistics to prove) that when it comes to kids and fruits/vegetables, If you grow it, they will eat.

Mom 101 – tackles an issue that many Moms (and Dads) encounter at one time or another, whether they actually want to be a member or not, you eventually run into (your local version of) the Mommygangs of New York

So what am I missing? Awesome Blog? Awesome Posts? Go ahead, free your inner blogwhore.

TVLNMC – The Boyfriend School


I had a hard time finding this one, because back in 1990, it was called, Don’t Tell Her It’s Me. But for some reason, when they (finally) released this on DVD, the decided to go back and take the title from the book the movie is based on.

Despite its 1990 release date, The Boyfriend School is clearly a 1980′s style romantic comedy. The movie was grossly under marketed, and after screenings it was released directly to Video and Cable. My guess, in retrospect is that people were at the time (and maybe justifiably so) tired of Steve Guttenberg and Shelly Long. (After a few too many Police Academy Sequels for Guttenberg, and clunkers like Troop Beverly Hills for Long, it really isn’t that hard to understand).

But that was really unfortunate as this very simple (and somewhat obvious) “You can’t judge a book by its cover” storyline is fun, light, and enjoyable.

Guttenberg plays Gus, a fat bald cartoonist that has just recently beaten cancer. His sister Lizzie (Long), a romance novelist, decides to try and fix him up on a date with Emily (Jami Gertz) who is repulsed by Gus’ appearance.

So, Lizzie sets out to transform Gus into one of her romance novel characters, in order for Gus to gain Emily’s attention. Naturally, this leads to some hysterical and outlandish situations, as Gus is transformed into a “sexy biker dude from New Zealand” to win the girls mind so that the man underneath could win the girls heart. And if he does, how does he tell her that he has been deceiving her all this time?

Cheesy? Maybe a bit (OK, yes somewhat cheesy). Funny? Not the funniest movie you’ll see, but certainly not Troop Beverly Hills either. I’d say if you like films like You’ve Got Mail (which I would say is probably on par in both the cheese factor and laugh levels) then you would probably enjoy this as well.

Review: Apple TV

The great thing about working in the tech sector is getting to play with cool new toys.  I was looking forward to seeing the new Apple TV.  I took it, not necessarily as the end all be all that some of the magazines have been hyping it to be, but at the very least a step up in coolness over Windows Media Center in a sleek looking box.

About all Apple got right in this first release was the sleek looking box, and that is only if you are comparing it to the ancient WebTV.  The product is obviously rushed, and the combination of abilities along with requirements are to say the least puzzling.  It appears that Apple decided, in an effort to avoid being compared Microsoft for being late and constantly pushing back deadlines, shoved this out the door sort of as page marker.

At $300,  it comes across more as an oversized iPod.  With a 40 GB hard drive, it would not be hard for many folks to pack it with just their music downloaded from iTunes alone.  Of course, that is all you may really want to use it for.  It only handles videos from iTunes as well, and the lossy video format does not make the jump well from the small iPod screen up to a Wide Screen TV.  Yes, it MUST be a Widescreen HDTV which is unfortunate to say the least since it only supports 640 by 480 video, so it requires HDTV to give less than standard video quality.

The dumbed down remote which looks like it explains what Apple did with all the old cases from the first generation Shuffles, is beyond “simplified” to “too basic.”  Finally the last nail in the coffin of this DOA arrival is that in order to buy iTunes content for your Apple TV, you must buy it on your PC (yes or MAC for you 5 percenters), and transfer it over.   You would think that they would at least allow you to buy and download directly from the iTunes store, but that is simply not the case.

Sort and simple, if you want a “converging” device such as this, wait until the next generation.  I don’t think you will have to wait too long, since this one is destined to die out as soon as the initial hype wears off.

Sunday Family Breakfast

I have been meaning to do this for a while, but have been putting it off for reasons, that at this time escape me.  Now, many things you read, emphasize the need to try and schedule a family dinner together.  To get the family in one place at one time in an effort to open communications.  And I am not going to knock that concept as I think it is a good one.  But I have been working on one that has been more easily incorporated into our family schedule.  Sunday Breakfast.

Fortunately, Sunday mornings are a break from our usual hectic schedule.  Nobody needs to be at work, at practice, at a game, or other activity under usually after noon.  (I can only assume it is to make sure that everybody has been to church first).  So Sunday mornings are as close to a lazy time as we usually get.  But that still didn’t always mean we sat around the table for breakfast together.  LatteGirl usually wanted to have breakfast while watching the Disney Channel, the wife usually opted for corn muffins and the Sunday paper.

But that all changed when I picked up a Mickey Mouse Waffle Iron.  With only a bit more effort than I was already doing, I turned Sunday morning breakfast into an “event.” I serve the Orange Juice in a Carafe, I will sometimes cut up some strawberris as a garnish to color the plate, make our special “Minnie Mouse Pancakes” (* LatteGirl, being the girly girl she is, always insisted in calling them Minnie Mouse insted of Mickey, and I use pancake batter, instead of Waffle Batter, so the come out softer like pancakes, rather than hard crusted like a waffle).  A little whip cream around the edges of the plate and we have something that looks more like you would get at Disney World.

For my girls, it is like having breakfast “out” at a restaurant, or like at the places we eat when we are on vacation.  So now everybody looks forward to having breakfast, and I get a “family meal” out of it, where we can sit and talk.

As an additional bonus, since LatteGirl is not a very good morning person, and tough to get to eat on schooldays in the morning. I started making a larger batch of pancakes than we need on Sunday.  The extras get put in freezer bags, and can be pulled out and microwaved indivudually for a quick breakfast.  It is cheaper (and healthier) than buying store bought pancakes or waffles, and she gets a “special” pancake for breakfast anytime.